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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

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(740): View more from Ohio

you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.

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(214): View more from Texas

You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"

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(785): View more from Kansas

You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal

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(818): View more from California

For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.

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