those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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