Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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