nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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