party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You took a bar mat shot.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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