I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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