look no pants
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
the raccoons are back...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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