I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.