Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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