you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel great
I just peed on a car
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
is that a dick in a sweater?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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