I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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