It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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