6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
They have beer where we have blood.
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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