I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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