his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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