hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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