I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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