Are we in a gay sports bar?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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