So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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