last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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