I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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