Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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