garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
420 ftw
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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