How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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