real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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