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nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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