This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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