if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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