whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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