After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Randomize
