Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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