Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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