she was so not down for the gang bang
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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