I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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