I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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