Dual....:-)
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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