I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
