I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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