We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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