My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
she smelled like a LAN party
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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