i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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