Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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