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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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