Sponge bath it is.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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