with your own penis?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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