What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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