Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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