I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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