Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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