Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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