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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
wow bdsm is so cute
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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