Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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