I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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