Do you still have your period?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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