Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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