Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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