come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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