You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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