Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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