so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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