Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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