just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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