I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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